Texting while driving — Reddit reacts with dark humor and brutal honesty

WCGW texting for whole 30 seconds while you are driving
byu/esrej inWhatcouldgowrong


M_a_x: “Why ban from driving?! He was not driving the car. /s”

u/potatocakesssss: “The only reason he crashed was because he looked in front.”

u/Just_a_Chill_m240: “How many cheeseburgers are they traveling a minute though?”

u/fedoradragon420: “Around 78 624 McDonald’s cheeseburgers/minute.”

Astralifyx: “For Americans: That’s about 9,900 cheeseburgers.”

u/awstevans1: “Lesson learnt. You can text for 29 seconds without crashing.”

_Answer_42: “28 seconds is the safest limit.”

u/No-Watercress-7267: “Front seat: wife. Back seat: mother-in-law. Perfect time to text the mistress.”

Bigallround: “Creative way to get rid of the mother-in-law without care-home fees.”

rokut84: “‘Likely to be involved in a massive accident, don’t wait up.’”